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SHE-MAN! (and other super-hero gender benders)

22 April 2010 3 Comments

Nothing excites me more than a tight body in tights…. on Wednesday afternoons, shooting webs…. with raging pectorals WAIT!.. WHAT?! Yea, somehow the comic book industry broke major social ground by unintentionally getting all of of us heterosexual males comfortable gazing at men in tights….. shooting webs…with raging pectora…GAH! Anyways, I took note of a few sites that were exploring switching the sexes of our favorite ……. super men.

SHE-MAN

Definitely one of my favorites due to the (un)fortunate placement of the always peculiar fur shorts. Wait, those are shorts right?

Iron Mandy

Someone should call customer support at Stark Industries. There is a major flaw with the protective nature of this suit. Who knows, maybe she has super powered cleavage and passed on the extra cost of protecting those assets.

She-Hulk

I know this isn’t a breakthrough gender crossover. She-Hulk has been around for years……but then I stumbled across this gem and had to toss it in the mix…

Yo Gamma Gamma

Punisher

“Damn girl, If you wanted my digits, all you had to do was ask. You got a breath mint in that utility belt? I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.”

She wins.

Ok, rapid fire from here on out.

Super Woman & Bat Woman

Ninja T(her)tles

Gambit

Dr. Manhattan

Babe Sapien

Astro Girl

Hell Girl

Darth Vader

Ok, I found a collection of oddities for a female Vader. Yea, kinda hot, kinda strange. Not sure here.

I love this reassuring hand-holding Vader. It is the kind of body language that says, “Um, ok, you were right. This was a stupid idea but were here already so lets just go inside.”

Aqua-Woman

“Ok cool. Now where is the rest of my suit honey? Huh? Wait. I’m supposed to fight evil fish people in this? You are out of your fucking mind. Go get my sports bra, NOW.”